23May2013 Newswire:

Mango peoples' fixation to fixing: Divine intervention fixes the malady

Latest reports suggest that people in India believe that everything in India is [more]

ISRO to launch Rover to probe water in Mars; Rover to be tested in Kaveri riverbed

In a press meet organised by the UPA for showcasing its achievements in the space frontier, it was announced that ISRO will send a rover to Mars similar to the Opportunity rover of [more]

New Xbox pre-order launched at Palika Bazaar

In a record Time to Market feat, that will put Amul Butter ad makers to shame, one of the ever enterprising Palika Bazaar traders has launched Xbox-One pre-booking on the same day as the next-gen console was officially revealed by [more]

Mumbai Police arrest Vidoo Dara Singh but find it tough to interrogate him

The match fixing racket is getting bigger and bigger as police find out Bollywood connections in it as well as Underworld. Arrest of actor Vindoo Dara Singh, the son of late Dara Singh has opened up a few new chapters for the [more]

Report Card of UPA-II

Find out how UPA-II performed in different subjects after completing 4 years of scamming, err, [more]

Forced by blogging contest, techie loses job

New Delhi: In a shocking development, a seasoned Senior Software Engineer was handed the termination letter this afternoon, after his boss caught him blogging during office hours for the third time. Akhil Kalsh was immediately relieved of his duties after his manager reported the matter to higher authorities. When contacted, his [more]

How "Telephone Exchange" between Sreesanth and Bhajji exposed spot-fixing

“Ek Dusre Ko Samajhne Ke Liye ‘Telephone Exchange’, what an Idea Sirjee”. The slogan seems simple and harmless but according to sources, telephone exchange between Bhajji and Sreesanth lead to recent spot fixing [more]

BCCI to hold BPL - Bookies Premier League

Bookies Controlling Cricket in India (BCCI), a new body founded by the ‘S’ company has guaranteed a minimum of Rs.3000 Crores per year to the Indian Government if it is allowed to hold BPL (Bookies Premier League) every [more]

RCB owner Vijay Mallya shows sympathy to Sreesanth, offers him job

In a quite surprising event today, the owner of the IPL team Royal Challenger Bangalore, Mr. Vijay Mallya, has offered a job to Shanthakumaran [more]

Journalists request Court to send them to jail, to cover Sanjay Dutt’s trial

After running behind his cars, and getting him into another hit-and-run case by almost getting under his wheels, journalists of various media-houses, have requested the Court to send them to Jail along with Sanjay Dutt, to cover every single minute he spends [more]

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