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Bearded Techie Skips Work After Christmas; Could be Santa?

27, Dec 2017 By Satya Mathur

In a shocking development, a 45-year old IT consultant at Infosys failed to turn up to work after the Christmas long-weekend. Sant Kaul- the said employee- has been on the company rolls for 7 years, and holds an impeccable attendance record. On inspecting HRs logs, the writer found that Kaul hasn’t availed his Birthday Leave in 5 years. Kaul turned 45 this Christmas.

In another incident, all office stationery, including hundreds of boxes of pens, pencils and notepads collected from various client sites from across the country have gone missing. CCTV footage is yet to come out, but office-conspiracy theorist Pintu Shah already claims to have solved the case.

He said, “TCS had a mega Christmas Bash just across the street, and they had a Santa coming in with a lot of gifts. I am certain Kaul has defected to TCS, taking our office supplies along with him”.

On further investigation, it was revealed that Kaul had been growing a bread for No Shave November. However, he decided to keep the look for December as well. This has further raised suspicion about Kaul’s involvement as the Santa in TCS’s party.

Officials form TCS decined to comment on the matter.