Fake Friendly Fridays is a section where we pick a famous personality and throw fake questions at him/her and in return, we receive fake answers. Why should you not take it seriously? Because it is fake.
If you still didn’t get it: This is a fake interview written purely on the basis of the author’s imagination of how the actual interview would have been if we got the chance to interview these famous (for all the wrong reasons) personalities in real. In short, just have a good laugh!
So, today we have an eminent musician with us. He is none other than the guy who gave us THE JAM OF THE YEAR!
Please welcome the voice behind ”ae raja raja, kareja me samaja” i.e. Radhe Shyam Rasiya!
ED: Ae raja raja, couch pe samaja, lol.. um, welcome sir. Have a seat!
RS: Oh, you’re my fan too? Nice. Bahut fans hai aaj kal har jagah!
ED: Of course, sir. So, who has been your inspiration for the MOST ICONIC song of the year?
RS: Are, ham toh Anu ji se seekhe. Dhinchak Pooja and Om Prakash Mishra are some other artists that I look upto. *sings bol na aunty aau kya*
ED: Right, sir. Please stop, our audience will run away… I mean uh, you’ll be given a chance to sing.. wait for it! So, what does the song mean, sir?
RS: Dekhiye, it’s a holy and pure song. It’s about magical love, wherein the girl is expressing how her lover should be engraved in her heart. The beautification of..
ED: RIIIIGHT..urm, ok. Sir, why ‘kareja’ and not any other hook word?
RS: Madam, ‘kareja’ means heart what better word to dedicate a song to?
ED: Woah, right. Sir, what about the video. You seem to be receiving loads of ‘love’ from the girls. How does your ‘kareja’ feel with so much love?
RS: Haanjee. I deserve all of that love for such beautiful song. Those girls are just acting and dancing because of it, they are my fans too!
ED: Hmm… that’s just gross… I mean great! Haha. So, how do you feel that your song has become THE JAM of the youth? It seems to be a rage on social media!?
RS: Bahut acha lagte hain, aur ladkian hamko kareja me sama rahi hain, hahaha…
ED: Um, sir…?!
RS: Ahem… I mean it feels good. Big Boss me bulla lein ab bas.
ED: Yes, the good old Big Boss. Of course. So, what are your plans next?
RS: I am soon going to be performing everywhere with my friends Om Prakash and Dhinchak Pooja. Anu ji is also writing a new song for all three of us. I am famous!
ED: Aaah, so torture is on the cards for us… I mean treasure, haha. So, thank you for joining us for this pointless interview sir. May your kareja never feels like singing another song or even thinking about it. Bye, hope to never see you again!
RS: *giggling* Shukriya! *waves*
*sings* Ae raja raja, kareja me samaja..
*audience and host run away*