We have just received a disturbing Breaking News . Film actress & wife of Indian Cricket Captain Virat Kohli has been diagnosed with ” Delhi Ki Bahu Hoon” syndrome.
This is a very rare disease that happens to 1 out of Zero people. In this disease, a Bahu of non Delhi origin shows abusive behaviour when in regular contact with a Delhi Groom.
Use of famous expletives like Mad@€¥**d & Bhen***d are used as common phrases . It can be easily recalled that during the last IPL match of RCB, Anushka was seen using these words on Camera when RCB lost the match.
If reports are to be believed, Anushka ‘s Bombay neighbours have noticed this sudden change of behaviour and are considering complaining to the Society President who happens to be an another Delhi Ki Bahu.
This rare disease was last spotted in Shah Rukh Khan when he abused the Security Guard of Wankhede Stadium and was banned for few years. Comedian Kapil Sharma is also suffering from a similar disease.
However, the good news is that it is curable. Ramdev Baba backed Patanjali has devised RamdevJal, drinking which the patient starts singing spiritual Bhajans.
Meanwhile, Karan Johar who is directing her in his next rom-com is left confused. He is so angry that he is considering roping in Kangna Ranaut for the role.