Fake Friendly Fridays is a section where we pick a famous personality and throw fake questions at him/her and in return, we receive fake answers. Why should you not take it seriously? Because it is fake.
If you still didn’t get it: This is a fake interview written purely on the basis of the author’s imagination of how the actual interview would have been if we got the chance to interview these famous (some, for all the wrong reasons) personalities in real life. In short, just have a good laugh!
ED:– Welcome everyone, we are back with another episode of FAKE FRIENDLY FRIDAYS. You can rely on us if you want a dose of fun and entertainment while we interview (FAKE) some of your favourite famous celebrities
Now without further ado, let me introduce you to tonight’s guest.
The face of the kpop industry, the phenomena which has taken over all the music charts, the global sensation which featured on the TIME’s magazine for the Most Influential People and the heartthrobs from South Korea, today, our guests for this segment of FAKE FRIENDLY FRIDAYS, are BTS!
*the studio shudders a little from all the cheering and thumping. *
ED:- Hey, guys…you all look fabulous. Welcome to Fake Friendly Fridays! I am Swarnima, your host for tonight.
BTS:- *all together* Hi Swarnima. Thank you for inviting us.
ED:– A lot of people are watching tonight and I can rant about each one of you for introduction but it would seem inappropriate so why don’t you go ahead and introduce yourself.
RM:- Hi guys. I’m RM. The leader of this group and kinda like a spokesperson. Namaste.
Suga:- *throws gangsta signs* I’m Suga. Nice to meet you.
Jin:– *stares at the camera for 5 seconds, blows a kiss* I’m worldwide handsome. Jin.
Jimin:- Hey guys! I am Jimin. Namaste. *does aegyo*
Jungkook:- I’m the youngest member, Jungkook.
J-Hope:- I’m your hope, you are my hope. I’m J-hope.
V:– Hi guys, hi Swarnima, I’m V.
ED:- Thank you so much everyone. So how is the new album coming up? It has already surpassed 2.6 million preorder without even the release of the concept photos. How is the josh…uh…I mean how does it feel?
RM:- *almost drops the coffee cup* Sorry for that. Yeah, we all are very excited and it is great to see that our fans are being so supportive and are anticipating the album so greatly.
Suga:- Yes, they won’t be disappointed. We have worked very hard, they will love it.
ED:- I know that you guys even work in hotel rooms, but have you been out in the streets? Tried some Indian food and markets?
Jin:- I loved Biryani. It was spicy and hot, like me. *Windshield laugher.*
J-Hope:- I liked Kebab and SPRITE!
RM:- I bought this cool cotton jacket thing.*Shows a pic of Modi Vest.*
ED:- And what about you guys? *looks over at Jimin and Jungkook who are fighting with each other*
Jungkook:- I made a GFC of Jimin at India Gate. And I was rejected from the children’s park.
Jimin:- Going to India Gate was my idea. He copies everything from me. I was born first in Busan. Jungkook pabo!
V:- I clicked pictures of the beautiful scenery and got this Henna tattoo, along with all colourful jewelries.
ED:- And what about you Suga?
Suga:- It is hot here in Delhi. I slept. I slept real nice in Hobi’s bed.
ED:- *mutters aside* SOPE is alive, you guys. Anyways, do you boys want to say anything to Desi ARMYs, any message for them?
Jimin:- Desi ARMYs you good! Keep going.
Jungkook:- I love you army. You insfire me…I mean you inspire me. I will make good RM fanarts for you.
Jin:- Also wait for our MVs. The music is amazing, we all look good but I look exceptional. I love you all and I hope you all will look after us.
RM:- Thank you India. We wish to come back soon. Always remember ARMY. Love yourself and speak yourself.
*On the verge of crying and full blown fan girling.*
ED:- Thank you so much guys for coming. I hope the viewers have enjoyed tonight’s episode. Now take the stage and snatch some wigs.
*BTS performs IDOL and the whole studio cheers.*