To: British Empire; Pakistan Army; Chennai Floods; Mumbai Rains; 26/11 terrorists; Corrupt Politicians; Potholes; Nirbhaya Rapists and many more
Cc: Fellow Indian Citizens
Subject: To help unite India
I sincerely thank you for your activities however sinister or horrifying they may be but it was for your efforts which brought my countrymen together irrespective of their internal conflicts, religious intolerance, political turmoil, any or many other issues which otherwise would have kept them apart. It was for you that we had lakhs of citizens coming together for an unknown girl, hundreds donating for fellow countrymen devastated by floods, thousands praying for those hungry and grieved.
I take this opportunity to thank you all and request you to continue with your activities as it will help us become a more responsible and united country.
Thanks and regards, Indian Citizen