New Delhi. Unable to find true love for the last 25 years, Prem Singh, a resident of Delhi spent 57 hours on Tinder without a break trying to find a match for himself. Prem, who was oblivious to dating apps, was informed about the existence of Tinder by his friend Aman who had received plenty of matches on the hookup app. Aman explained Prem that Tinder was his only hope to find a girl before his parents made a profile for him on shaadi.com.
Realizing the urgency of the situation, Prem went berserk and swiped right a way to express a like on Tinder, to every girl’s profile that showed up on the screen.
“Prem took leave from office and told everyone that he was locking himself in a room for spiritual reasons, something that he often says before watching porn, but I knew it was Tinder this time. 2 days later, I was sitting in the other room when suddenly Prem screamed. I thought he had finally found a match but when I rushed to his room, I saw he had broken his thumb while swiping. I quickly took his phone and tried calling his parents but realized that the right half of the screen had already vanished because of liking each and every girl’s profile! F**king idiot!”, said his flat mate Ram.
“I swiped right to almost every girl on the planet. I faked my location using softwares to see girls from different locations, but what did I get? Zero matches and a personal message from Tinder saying “Tumse na ho payega”. I even uploaded a fashion model’s picture to see if I get any matches. I did get one, but I knew the girl was talking to at least 48 other guys. Made me feel like a bull in the Jalikattu ring who should crack jokes, be entertaining and what not. Prove yourself or perish!”, Prem said in an exclusive interview to FakingNews.
Meanwhile, Shaadi.com has taken cognizance of this event and offered lifetime free membership to Prem.