As expected, the government ban played a really important role in making the situation much worse for Delhites as all those not even wishing to burn crackers stepped out after 10 pm announcing their “Tum humein mana karo, Hum Toh Karenge” stand with a whistling Firkari.
The event led to a 10 times increase in pollution levels which brought much relief in all the minds of chain-smokers as they dragged endless suttas while playing cards on Diwali night.
On the other side of the story, an AAM Aadmi came out at 5 am to go for a Mourning walk with double protection and a muffler on, got deep throated and swallowed pollutants he never wishes to. He got very angry and started shouting on the roads getting the attention of other AAM Aadmi’s around.
At the right moment, he pledged fancy promises to all the people listening to him. The dump lying next to the stage got fired up with his voice and the crackling continued!