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Central government to introduce a new ministry of allegations

28, Mar 2018 By total gadha

New Delhi: Current government is planning to introduce a new ministry to counter attack allegations made on it. The proposed ministry will be named as ministry of allegations and counter allegations.

A group of advisers to PMO, has approached and requested Mr. Modi to expand his ministry by giving nod to this new portfolio, which Mr. Modi has instantly approved and said a commendable thought.

Upcoming ministry will deal with allegations made by opposition and other political parties and counter it.

Our special correspondent, Swadhin Patrakar, got in touch with PMO, which, confirmed the news.

Presenting in LS
Presenting in LS

Swadhin spoke to one of the advisers, who, on condition of being anonymous said, “Honorable Mr. Modi ji was having a hard time to fight these allegations and had to cut short his travel plans in order to counter them. So, we approached him with this idea and he’s quite optimistic that with proper working of this ministry he will be able to bring back Achhe Din for him and his party members.

When asked about the person who may head this portfolio, he said, “Currently, honorable PM Modiji is having three names in his mind who could be the perfect fit. And he will choose the best one among them.”

As per sources, Mr. Modi is betting on Mrs. Smriti Irani, who has a lot of experience in countering allegations. She has fought many allegations since her earlier days as a TV actress and then in politics regarding her capabilities of being an HRD minister. Second choice is Mrs Nirmala Seetharaman, who is currently barking off and spitting fire on Rahul Gandhi’s allegations on scam in Rafale deal, rather than strengthening army’s position in J&K. The third person who could fit in this role is Mr. Arnab Goswami, who is famous for putting baseless allegations and then not letting other person to counter it.

Meanwhile, we contacted Congress President Rahul Gandhi and Mr. Arvind Kejriwal, Chief Minister of Delhi on their views on proposed expansion of ministry.

Mr. Gandhi, told us, “I am currently reading Mahabharata, Ramayana and jataka stories. So that, I can metaphorize PM and his party members with the villain characters.”  When asked about his inspiration and background work for allegations, he said, “I have seen all the episodes of Chota Bheem. Bheem eats laddos and fights the lawbreakers. Seeing this, I get energy to counter PM Modi, who, is a wrongdoer”.

Mr. Arvind Kejriwal was in a hurry for a dharna and before we asked him anything he apologized to us for any wrong thing which he hadn’t said.