Confused with too many expendables and avengers, Rahul Gandhi demands "One Comic, One Hero"

08, Sep 2015 By Beer & Biryani

New Delhi: Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi has reportedly lashed out at those creating a new superhero every day, calling it “Khilonon Ki Rajneeti” in other words “politics of toys”. He is believed to have been annoyed with the growing number of life saving heroes making it difficult for him to pick his favorite one and make peace with himself.

“Rahul demanding One Comic, One Hero”

Speaking to Faking News, Rahul said, “Keeping up with too many heroes is a herculean task. Superman, Darkman, Iron Man, Batman, Hulk, X-Men, Wolverine, Captain Planet, Thorr, Incredibles, Expendables and this list never ends. The biggest confusion I’ve ever had is to decide on a weekend favorite, given my weekdays are completely dedicated to Chota Bheem series.”

“To add insult to injury, they are even planning to release Batman vs Superman movie next year. Now you tell me: which side should I be taking?” said angry Rahul.

“Same thing happens with comics. Lotpot,  Diamond Comics, Raj Comics, Tinkle, Amar Chitra Katha and what not! There should be a single comic and a single hero; like Congress party where rulers are dynastic and belong only to Gandhi family.”

Sources say, Rahul might have found his favorite when he recently discovered Naruto, the famous Manga series cartoon. From what we hear, he is contemplating a visit Japan to learn their philosophy along with martial arts.