Tuesday, 22nd May, 2018

Australian cricketer Cameron Bancroft will enroll in Bihar school

28, Mar 2018 By rofl gujju

Patna:- From Facebook to Twitter this news is making headlines everywhere. Cameron Bancroft: Australia player admits to ball-tampering, Steve Smith knew in advance Many Media sources also saying that Cricket board of Australia contacted Arvind Kejriwal to take guidance about drafting effective apology letter. We are untrusted media organization and so cannot confirm this news.

But, Our Faking news sources from Canberra confirmed this news that Cameron Bancroft, A cricketer who tampered the ball going to take admission in some school of Bihar. A top officer of the Australian cricket board ( ACB) gave us small walk and talk interview and here it is:-

Bancroft got caught
Bancroft got caught

Pass with distinction
Pass with distinction

Faking News: Sir, What steps are the Australian cricket board going to take on Bancroft? ACB officer: We are going to teach a lesson to Bancroft.

Faking News: It means, You are going to ban him from international cricket. ACB officer: No No, We are going to give him better training.

Faking news: Means, You are going to teach him lessons of ethics and morality. ACB officer: (Got furious) Why are you not understanding my point? We are going to teach him lessons that how to cheat on the field without getting caught on camera. Look, our players can live without water for one day but can not live without cheating. You saw Chapel then Smith then Bancroft so forth.

Faking News: Ohh.k. Can you please tell us, Where will he go to take the lesson of cheating? ACB officer: Luckily, he is going to enroll in some school of Bihar.

Faking News: Sir, Why in Bihar’s school? ACB officer: Come on man… I also saw the pics of the hanging people on the wall during board exam. I also know that the exam topper even can’t pronounce the name of the subject. Luckily, Bancroft can pronounce cricket and ball tampering words properly.

Since last 12 hours, we are trying to confirm this news from our sources from Patna, Chhapra, Motihari, Darbhanga etc., but yet to get the confirmation.